Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

I wonder if he has one of these tweets ready for anyone who has ever insulted him.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Mimic Superman, nobody says a word. Mimic Hawkeye, flag. Hawkeye can’t get any respect.

Josh Norman is just celebrating a rich history of being a culturally appropriating douchebag playing for Washington.

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

Except Gowron is dead. Martok is Leader of the Empire

Cornfused

This image is lame as hell and I don’t care. Get stuffed.

I was sorta half on, half off for this rant, but your last paragraph got my star.

The Pats do it like the rest of us, by golly, with their pants around their ankles, a Ronald McDonald mask on their head, and a little Shania to set the mood.

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

Love those odd matchups---remember Enrique Wilson, the nobody bench Yankee who inexplicably owned the best pitcher I’ve seen in my lifetime?

Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

I hear a lot of people talk about this being illegal. I’m open to the possibility I’m wrong but I’m not entirely sure it would be illegal per se to move this guy’s car like that. He’s not stealing it. IF it’s proven that he caused damage, then some sort of property damage claim might apply. In that case I’m guessing…

Yea, totally! And it's only a matter of time until people are trying to marry their dogs!