tl;dr:

Why should we spend our finite time convincing you what to play? Stop being a contrarian dipshit and just play it for five minutes. Or don’t.

It was probably good advice. His chances of sticking on the roster were always slim, but creating distractions disproportionate to the level of his contributions would only have hurt his standing with his teammates.

Aren’t those basically the Ottawa Senators’ colors?

Definitely no union rules against it. There are still gonna be 25 players on the roster.

Those dark-red-and-darker-gray ensembles look like something the official NSDAP baseball team would wear, especially with those pewter-colored helmets.

I’m pretty sure there’s one seat for each congressman and senator a state has. So even states like Montana, with small populations, are worth at least 3 EV’s. It’s a really fucking stupid system.

This is true in principle, but I don’t think there’s much room for my mind to be changed on certain political issues. The Republican party pretty clearly only cares about tax cuts and deregulation; I don’t think there’s a person in the world who could convince me that a rational lower- or middle-class voter should be…

I’m happy to hold polite, respectful conversations with aforementioned rust belters on why they’re wrong. But if you’re not fighting for what’s right, what’s even the point?

This is the problem. There’s at least an outside chance that Trump would end up being surprisingly moderate, or break with party doctrine and accidentally do something useful. But if he doesn’t end up governing, it’ll be left to the worst motherfuckers in the world to do it for him: Pence, Paul Ryan, Steve Bannon,…

There’s at least an outside chance that President Trump will surprise us and actually try to do the right thing, and maybe even break lockstep with the Republican party line. President Pence would be a guaranteed disaster.

I wouldn’t ever have signed off on this, but no one else finds it just a little bit funny? There’s no one left alive who was directly impacted by it. Would it be inappropriate to joke about Xerxes crushing Sparta at a Michigan State game? Where’s the line?

“Chili.”

No. Stop it. Go get a torch and join the mob. Things as simple and viscerally satisfying as revenge are always the right answer that does the most good in the long term, right?

Nice.

offensive Lineman Richie Incognito

So you’re saying it should be illegal to carry weapons in public places? I completely agree. But let’s start with all those open carry morons who are walking around with far more dangerous things than billy clubs.

The idea that widespread voter fraud has EVER occurred or will occur in the United States is complete bullshit, and you’re an idiot if you believe a word of it.

It’s one of those “New Black Panther Party” photos that Fox News ran every 17 seconds in 2012 to mislead stupid white people. Clearly it worked on at least one of them.

As both a developer and an MMO player, I think the MMO angle is actually more compelling. Ed Harris reminds me of endgame WoW raiders so completely, I’m convinced Jonathan Nolan has killed Onyxia at one point or another.