I think there’s a decent argument to be made there. But any sort of parliamentary rule change ought to be measured at least a dozen times before we cut once.

We tried that line of reasoning in the 1860's. Problem is, the military is comprised of people who have families and hometowns and lineage, and the South has a much more active military culture than the more cosmopolitan states. I just typed some shit into Google and found this map to ostensibly prove my point: http://…

Is this a serious line of argument? Every country in the world has regions with different values. The red states might be a giant pain in the ass now, but do you really think it’d be better to turn them loose and give them half of the US military? They’d be a failed state within a decade and we’d end up bailing them…

It would also play right into this “Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist and is going to dismantle democracy” bullshit they’ve been spinning for years.

I fucking love Chief Wahoo. It’s the most blatantly racist, offensive and indefensible logo in sports, and I involuntarily burst out laughing every time I see it.

Murdering people? Which of Brady’s friends murdered people? Judging by the company he keeps, Aaron Hernandez was like 8 shades too brown to merit consideration as Brady’s friend.

$50 says he was mainly so forthcoming because he was trying to get laid. His obvious desperation makes me feel a little bit better about life.

The lede here isn’t that it was unconscionably offensive; it’s that it was incredibly cringeworthy, and amazing that he didn’t know better.

Denounce, not renounce.

My thoughts exactly. This wouldn’t be that hard to disprove: just stand where the fucking hurricane is supposed to be and see if you get rained on.

Pete Morelli’s true calling in life was cut short the minute they cast someone else in those Count Chocula commercials.

I completely support Kaepernick’s right to sit out the national anthem and to say things like this, but in the midst of all that, let’s not lose sight of the fact that the dude is a fucking moron. Just listen to him talk. Morons are entitled to their opinions too, of course, and they may even occasionally be right,…

It’s weird how the supreme leader of every alien race happens to have ties to a remote Federation outpost in the middle of nowhere...

It’s fun as hell to look down on Gary Johnson, but the truth is, I can’t name a foreign leader I admire right now, either. There’s really not much to choose from. May? Abe? Nieto? Xi? Duterte? The best I can do is Justin Trudeau.

Wait, so Chip Kelly isn’t racist anymore? I can’t keep my facile narratives straight.

But don’t forget, she’s deathly ill and completely incapable of running anything effectively!

“This isn’t your old 9/11" are the five hackiest words that have ever been written in the history of literature.

There are a million good reasons not to do what this guy did. But I’ve known people who pull shit like the Vette driver did. Most of them are sociopaths. They know that if the police are called, they’ll get a chance to move their car and won’t suffer any real consequences. It’s an integral part of their calculus of…

I wasn’t talking about legally. Obviously you’re not allowed to tow someone else’s car with a length of rope and an unmarked pickup truck. I was talking karmically or morally. One offense was provoked; the other was likely an angry overreaction to the unprovoked offense. I’d feel kind of bad for the truck guy if he…

I never said I’d do what “that country fuckboy” did. But when it’s your dick move that starts the chain of events, you’re the one ultimately responsible. I honestly kind of hope there was significant damage to the car, because I hate people who insist on living in the margins not just of what’s socially acceptable,…