Those women probably blame themselves. cf. Chrissie Hynde’s statement about when she was raped by bikers.

How do women vote Republican at all? That’s the thing weighing on my mind right now?

I agree with posters above. Kompromat fo sho.

haven’t seen this episode yet, but my personal favorite is the one where they turn the bar into a lawless, anything goes, haven, and, of course, it degenerates into all kinds of disgustingness. The ep includes a closeup of the McPoyle’s making out with their sister. *shudder*

I feel like Michelle Obama said that as she was slipping brass knuckles on under the podium. I’d like to think she LOVES playing hardball, but talks like a debutante.

Yep. Where there’s one, there’s five. Prepare for the onslaught. There’s probably more coming.

Yup. That’s their real fear, the Putin info dump. He’s got them so sewn up they can’t do anything. Fuck the GOP. I really hope the party dissolves soon. They’re demons on Earth.

go put his HEAD down a disposal.

I thought I was the only one. Tim and Eric makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

sounds like my whole family

He also has a slappable face. He and Che seem like they are bored by their jobs and above it all. Like they’re on SNL, but it’s so damn borrrrrring.

THANK YOU. From now on, we’ll try to construct perfect jokes inspired by Aristotle’s Poetics to please the internet stranger who doesn’t like a good dick joke. (Probably because he didn’t think of it first).

Oh my God. THis is the best one yet.

And I would bet, closet gay, which is why he hates “the gays” as he trolls for dick in the wee wee hours of the cold cold night. If he’s more “evolved” he’s a publicly “love the sinner hate the sin” type.

That halftime show was like an extended GAP ad. The best part was when Justin Tofulake danced with the kid who could not have given less of a shit and then Tofu made him take a selfie. If that happens this year, I’ll sit through the halftime show.

women who want to bang him.

Insufferable AND confusing. What’s he going for here? How utterly lazy his clothing design team is? I am pondering the meaning of these clothes, and I am not getting it at all. Why does he think people care what a bunch of models make?

exactly. I think she’ll announce the divorce in six months. She’ll get the “Look how loyal she is, holding it together for the kid” kudos while they hammer out the financials, and then she’ll bail.

I, for one, am hoping they cancel their entire lineup. How many goddamn spinoffs of CSI, NCIS, Big Bang Theory and Mark Burnett horribilities are we expected to stomach. Get rid of all of it.

Seriously. All roads and all motivation just point to this. Fat Orange Sr’s dad didn’t love him. He doesn’t love Fat Orange Jr. and on and on. God I can’t wait till Mueller stuffs the long gloved arm of the law up their asses.