WE ARE.

And I bet even when you are 100, you will remember every word of that song. :-) I suspect I could recite 16 Going on 17, backwards and forwards, on demand for the rest of my life.

I think that is the key - you really have to COMMIT to the song. I now do a spirited Grease medley, followed by a "Wheels on the Bus" that is full of hand gestures, and I finish with the chicken dance. It's a very popular performance in my house. :-)

I was gonna say....when my boyfriend needs to find something the entire house looks like it was hit by a hurricane.

But making a pun out "jammies" and "Punjabi" was their whole marketing strategy!

They'd have some stupid slogan that has something to do with "Helping Shoulder the Load Those Poor Brown People Carry, One White Person at a Time"

If my daughter or sister engaged in pre-marital activities and disgraced herself and allowed herself to lose face and character by doing such things, I would most certainly take this sort of sister or daughter to my farmhouse, and in front of my entire family, I would put petrol on her and set her alight."

Oh, that Anthro. I thought she was leafing through a magazine about anthropology. The Luna Bar joke makes more sense now.

You can also search for it on eBay and save the flight. I've found leather Moroccan poufs, Indian kantha quilts, beautiful rugs, and African and American Indian woven baskets for 1/12 of the cost of places like Anthro. Most of it is direct from the people producing it, so there's less of a middle man.

I think I fell for that same butter dish, too!

They're all kind of . . . ill-fitting. And much, much crappier quality than the prices would suggest.

Ignoring ALL 23 of his requests?

That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.

Not without a green card joke being thrown in (by everyone's favorite woman-beating white guy) for good measure, though

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this is really funny because of all the right wing hindu extremists banning homosexuality bc it's 'against Indian culture' when gay orgies are almost like the distinguishing features of our temple sculptures.

you're not allowed to take photos of the mona lisa either and that one goes over reaaally well too.

Uh, you're definitely not allowed to take photos in the Accademia, or at least not of the David. Maybe not in the Uffizi either. Rude, Katy.