This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

Really, you should get an award for being able to fold in a joke from 2012 into our current lexicon. Congratulations!

Yeah, “best qualified” is the old trope that entitled conservative white males (old AND young, I find) inevitably trot out when someone suggests that there is not enough diversity in hiring. God I can’t stand people.

Those are in a secure place

Actually, I am surprised. I assumed all 42 would’ve been men without a doubt. Maybe he pushed the wrong button or made some kind of typo and that’s what happened.

It’s not his fault Mitt Romney wouldn’t share his binders.

This is literally the least surprising thing that has ever happened.

“84% of whites are killed by other whites.”

Ah, my old friend, “why can black people say it but my white ass can’t?” I’d recognize you anywhere.

In a vacuum, sure. But in the world we live in, “black on black” crime is almost always a dodge to avoid talking about armed public servants killing civilians of color at disportionate numbers.

He’d shoot himself in the hands cleaning his gun then claim a black home invader crucified him.

But he’d own the gun and claim he needed it to combat the gubment in case they ever tried to do black policing on white people.

This is a lot of words. You could have just made your point saying “Racism is good!” and not wasted so much time.

Also blatant racism isn’t politics, it’s blatant racism. Though, nowadays it might be hard to see the difference.

Shit racist youtuber drops the N-bomb, and everyone starts yelling about how it’s not fair to punish them and that it’s completely justified to think about their income from streaming playing video games online before the implications of condoning actual racism.

Let’s dissect this for a moment.

“When black people use it, it’s ‘okay’, but when white people use it it’s not, why can’t white people have more things?!”

Haven’t we had enough of “both sides” this year smh