I maintain that the fact that Anthony Weiner is still alive to go to prison proves that Hillary Clinton is not the murderer the Pizzagate crazies make her out to be, because if she had cause to murder anyone ever it was Anthony Fucking Weiner.

Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former congressman and NYC mayoral candidate who seemed so promising during his mid aughts Daily Showappearances*, has been sentenced to 21 months in federal prison

Hottest of takes: Fuck that guy.

Been stuck on this one since November. Still the absolute truth

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

So, who’s your favorite team?

Guaranteed he’s never been on a bike in his life.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

Shouldn’t the 49ers’ stadium be full every game now that Kaepernick is off the team?

Everyone I know in real life who’s a fan of the show just likes to smoke weed and laugh at the goofy shit onscreen. I didn’t know there was this insidious culture around it.

After the wackadoo shit she started about Kandi, there was no way they could keep her, she was a huge legal liability. You can call someone all kinds of names but you can’t accuse someone on national TV of plotting a sexual assault. Phaedra makes Apollo seem well-adjusted.

We should have known Phaedra ain’t shit when she didn’t know her due date

As Stephen Colbert once said, “Reality has a well known liberal bias.”

Subway should go down in flames.

The Republican Party in a nutshell. “Facts are biased against conservatives, so we have to invent alternate ones!”

Because his soul just so happens to have rotted away.

Boy, I really hope that Mueller has dirt on that dead-eyed little fuck Steven Miller.

I call couples who look a little too much alike “doppelbangers.”