SO weird that he aligns with the party of “family values” and then acts like this!! /s

Next you’ll be saying doves are just pigeons!

Of course it’s fucking BudLight....of course.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

Every day I tell myself to stop reading the news at work, because it makes me want to bang my head against my desk repeatedly. What a clusterf*ck of a presser!

Drakkar Noir and cheetos.

A couple of other administration officials gave briefings on the budget while Spicer sat in the wings. After they were done, Spicer just left without taking questions, which is unusual.

Hopefully Hannity. Judging by his Twitter, he’s getting paranoid about being next.

May this dumpster fire burn the network to the ground

Fox News, keeps on, keeping on.

Right! Like, I just wrapped up a one-day 100-person event for my job, which took place at an indoor venue that does in-house set-up and catering. I started planning this event, which is a fraction of any festival’s scope and mostly very easy, 6 months ago. I was dying at the organizer saying they’d start planning for…

I keep reading it as Frye and thinking this was to celebrate cowboy boots.

They just don’t get it. On a completely undeveloped island, dealing with a foreign government, wanting a LUXURY festival complete with luxury catering and cabanas, the time to start planning for 2018 was LAST YEAR. Not once this year’s festival failed.

They think they have it bad?

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Aaron Carter just got paid to play a pool party here in our fair city of Las Vegas, so there’s certainly a market for washed up celebs from the 90's/early aughts.

Man, Ja Rule is gonna be playing the casino circuit until he’s 90 to pay this off.

Can’t wait for Fyre Fest 2018!