LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

The best part is that Dump couldn’t just stay in the White House and pout or even haul ass down to Mar-A-LotsaTaxpayerMoney, he had to go hold a spite rally in Penn and force his toadies to cheer him until he re-bloated with false pride and vanity.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

I’ve never loved Larry Wilmore more in that moment.

It does suck when they drop shows (typically when said show gets a sweet new deal with Hulu that demands exclusivity), but the good news is that they always give enough notice that you can binge things at the last minute.

Maybe “big ol’ bowl of chili” is a euphemism for “the seventeen different drugs I take, at least four of which interact in unpredictable ways.”

jfc I had a brutal custody battle that drug on for years and I think the only thing that could have made it worse would have been to involve 12 morons and their opinions

It’s a weird Texas thing:

In Barron’s defense Trump only thinks he has one daughter too.

His listeners are the ones to really worry about.

Here’s hoping that he is sued out of existence by all the victims who suffered as a result of his lies (Sandy Hook, Comet Ping Pong Pizza etc...) and that the FBI establishes his ties to Russian Intelligence decimating false stories. May he end his days living in a van down by the river.

Since when do they have juries for custody cases? Is this a weird TX thing? I did family law in MD, and there were never juries. I’m glad they decided correctly, but I feel weird about a jury deciding family law matters.

Hahahhahahahahahahahaha FUCK YOU ALEX JONES

The same year in which airlines have literally started beating passengers and Donald Trump is president.

Does your bread and cheese look that sad, though? That’s a struggle meal.

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

Yeah as soon as I saw that Trump was going to renegotiate I knew for sure the US was about to get shafted on any new deal they come up with... Because based on his performance so far, Trump is the worst fucking negotiator in the entire world.

Lincoln assassination...Obama. Pearl Harbor...Obama again. Spanish Inquisition...take a guess.

I love Spicers defense of not giving Flynn a proper background check: