Me thinks you were just looking for an excuse to say the n word, which is likely a big part of your vernacular.

Damn so as a lefty, I've been cutting my steak wrong all my life? That's such a dumb rule to mention, clearly that's antiquated. Tired of people trying to keep us lefty's down.

Prolly don't have the stamina for McConaughey, I get exhausted even at the mere thought of having sex with McConaughey. Rogen's def more my speed.

Rarely it seems.

Yeah I don't know why he threw that last part in there, as if he hasn't lied on a legal document. I doubt it's possible to become a CEO without lying on a few legal documents here and there. I really get the impression he's trying to work some god angle or something, especially when coupled with the bible verse.

Well, I too found that off putting, I have no idea why you put one of the 10 commandments on your twitter in your defense.

Every time I've watched the Daily Show with my mom, there was something I felt awkward about, she's not sexist or homophobic, but still somewhat of a holy roller.

So they would do tv but not radio?

Nope, not an option, I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I can't watch any of the HBO series with my mom, not even VEEP.

Love the Whitney gif, she was fierce.

It was implied when you used the term "Iced."

In Alabama?

Thank gawd for International Male, it's all I had before the advent of windows '95.

Uhm....Hold on they're putting archer on hold for this bullshit? "first they took the gays...then they took archer"

So Relevant! Little Britain, FTW!

I was just thinking the same thing, what about the children? Those older ones are definitely gonna get picked on over this, as if it prolly hasn't been challenging already. I guess this is the long haul train wreck some of the viewers of that kate plus 8 has been waiting for. Although tbh, i'd prefer it if it was that…

I'd actually prefer love come down tbh. This song is kinda meh to me.

Damn those are some cheap shoes, and it looks like there are even cheap knockoffs! Bless her heart, it looks like she was just having a dowdy day.

Steinmart! Lulz. But hey, how do you know they're crappy shoes? To the untrained eye they just look like stripper pumps. What do you see in this pair that's shoddy?

I get ASMR anytime I find a new subreddit to subscribe to. Alas, so many subreddits, so little time, FWP.