You don't need to plan for bodily fluids. In a good revenge plan, they should just happen.

Aaaand - star wipe!

Don't worry, when you turn thirteen it'll be Deep Sixtynine.

Slate called it "Prog Spring."

They're all .jpgs, and I only bang lossless formats.

In the late '80s wild saxophone herds roamed all across midwest America. Yet by 1997 they were gone, hunted down to serve in film scores or as wall props in jazz bars.

At the risk of being That Guy*, A Trip to Bangkok from Exit Stage Left is stunningly better than the studio version.

Malcolm in the Middle had me with two lines:

I had the opposite experience in Vice City. I was on top of the mall with a sniper rifle, doing what comes naturally to people on top of malls with sniper rifles, and was surprised that the pedestrians reacted when I shot the tires out of a vehicle.

Good old Triangle Shirtwaist! Half the shirtwaists I own were purchased at their fire sale.

Lebowski's bathrobe.

Couldn't Michael Stipe just buy Athens and have it sealed in a Perspex block?

Tarkovsky's Second AD is my all-time favourite troll. I could never tell whether or not the lack of self-awareness was real or feigned. His ability to grasp anything that was obvious without realizing it was obvious to everyone else was pure Zen. And the drive-by anti-Semitism?

Funny you should mention: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Zaphod Bieberbrox.

The high point of my gaming year was given to me by Kerbal Space Program.

If people are too priggish for a not-at-all-sexist robot rape poster, then Axl should just make the thing entirely black.

If people are too priggish for a not-at-all-sexist robot rape poster, then Axl should just make the thing entirely black.

I applaud your commitment to your character!

I applaud your commitment to your character!