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I am not a car guy, kinda the opposite of a car guy, but the other day I saw one on the street and thought... wow... I really dig that and I want it!!! (Then I looked up the cost and that bubble of excitement burst pretty quick). I still want it. Just gonna have to wait to see if on craiglist in a few years I guess. 

I’d be less likely to hate these kinds of quacks if they didn’t charge so much for waving their hands in the air and making lazy comments like “you’re doing so well”... “Wow you have such great energy ”. There needs to be a Kinsey scale for quackery. Crazy religious extremist on one end and people who think they can

Pete Davidson is such a slut. 

Her Dad has (since before the wedding even) shown himself to be a slimy piece of work. I feel for Megan. 

A lot of other stories seem to be saying it was this Jerrod Bladino’s sister, not him. 

Darn you! All the talk of ripped flesh and shirtless selfies and not a single thing pops up in a google search. I feel teased. Lol. 

60% off. Now a simple pair of pants at REI will only cost one arm and a few toes, not the whole leg. Amazing!

60% off. Now a simple pair of pants at REI will only cost one arm and a few toes, not the whole leg. Amazing!

Not just moms. I have like 3 around the house full of pens and other little doodads.

Not just moms. I have like 3 around the house full of pens and other little doodads.

Is a Sub a sandwich? Like a meatball sub, or veggie sub. If yes, then so is a hot dog. If not, then neither is a hot dog. 

I love pepper jelly on everything. It’s kinda the adult jelly of jellies. Not too sweet. Good flavor. Sometimes a little heat depending on the kind. Sooooo good on just toast with a little butter. And totally makes an amazing glaze. 

Yeah, it was pretty Pela-Tone-Deaf.

Marie’s got game. If someone can get you to throw out all your shit while spreading their gospel, then hawk you stuff after you realize while that ladle didn’t bring you joy you did need it to serve your holiday stew, then sell you said ladle, they have my respect.

One way planes could (should) deboard: 1st. Everyone sits until the door is open. 2nd. Those without bags in the overhead are allowed to get up and exit first. 3rd. Those with bags in the overhead above them get up and then exit second. 4th. The people who pack too much shit and have it in overheads all over the damn

Hmmm. *Stares at picture for 5 minutes* Hmmm. *Stares 5 more minutes*... Hmmm. I really don’t see it. Is it because they both have dark hair? The tips of their noses are similar but other then that I think ya’ll been smoking too much of the good shit. Pass it or put it down. On a side yet somewhat related note. I

That poor poor woman, having to wake up to that slytherin every morning. :*-( 

Let me lay this out for all the people getting ready to pick their costumes this year. You can go as someone you admire or a character you enjoy that’s a different race then you and NOT wear white/black or brown face. People will still know who you’re trying to be, and those that don’t probably wouldn’t have even if

Well darn. There goes my fan fic about one being a clone and being madly incapable of loving anyone but each other because, as the original brother puts it,no one else is good enough for me... but me.”!

“Good Christians” don’t get a divorce. The shock. The utter... predictability.

Shit. I have 3 out of these 4 cards. Lol. #AddictedToCashBack?

Shit. I have 3 out of these 4 cards. Lol. #AddictedToCashBack?