Holy shit, that’s some good Kinja. Props to you!

Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

The ironic thing I’ve found is that those game fans who are the most vociferously suspicious of print journalists being paid by games publishers to bias coverage, is that these people take most of their cues from gaming youtubers who literally are paid by games publishers to bias coverage.

I’ve never understood the Foreign/Domestic lots at factories. I would understand a GM lot and an “Everything Else” lot.

This is such a ridiculous practice in the first place. If you want your employees to buy your cars, just make better cars.

See also: craft beer.

I’ll tell you what it is.

Gilead doesn’t not work because of “natural inclinations” (LOL) , it doesn’t work because they appear to have abandoned technological capitalism  entirely and replaced it with role play feudalism. There’s nothing to offer even the higher ranking people in Gilead; does nobody miss fast food, baseball games, sweatpants?…

Wow is that depressing on every level.

The whole catalytic converter stealing thing is irritating and would be frustrating and it would be nice if the police could figure out a way to curb this by making changes to how people get paid when selling these things.

However, this guy was sleeping in his truck (why?…

Super anecdotal, but a lot of my friends are getting more liberal as they age, so hopefully the tide will turn. Bush, McConnell, and Trump have made it really difficult for an intelligent, empathetic person not to move further to the left.

It’ very nit-picky. We scream about representation, and when someone does it, it still isn’t good enough and then we shit on the people who are on our side. 

Aren’t young people in general less Conservative than their parents? Hasn’t moved the overall electorate significantly it doesn’t seem.

LMM has done more to promote minorities on stage and screen than anyone else in the last dozen years or so. Too fucking bad if there’s not enough of a particular minority featured in “In the Heights” - he shouldn’t have to apologize for shit.

This is what happens when people don’t come to the office!
—Tim Cook, CEO Apple

No hat tip to Rob for making the same observation in last Tuesday’s NPoND?

It’s like someone calling out a plumber because he is ‘too sexy’ when snaking a toilet clog.

Oh, Honey. 

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

Why is it so many people worship the rich? The cost of having billionaires like Jeff Bezos is thousands of people pissing in bottles in warehouses and overworked drivers like this guy.