Reminds me of the mother with kids in the theatre for A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas.

I saw that movie in the theater as a teen. Me and a buddy were talking before the movie, using R-rated language, not noticing that the guy in front of us had his kid with him. His about 6-year old kid. At an R-rated movie. We mostly didn’t notice the kid because his head was way below the seat level.

Wait.  When I die, I want to glitter bomb the universe with MY soul. 

Claiming to be Fred Trump in a “previous life" when they were definitely both alive at the same time is a bold move.

So if you’re a happy guy, it’s going to make you REALLY happy?

“nobody actually wanted small sedans and hatchbacks”
Honda, Hyundai/Kia, and Toyota would beg to differ.

This kind of income disparity often leads to bad things. (1789)

No it isn’t. Stop being a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt.

I imagine the first cop was like, “OK, I’ll just stroll by, slap this fucker on, and move along without her noticing.” But eventually word got around the precinct and everybody decided they wanted to play The Wire, too...

Tape it to a drone and spell ACAB in the sky.

I’m surprised no one has suggested driving in phallic shaped routes. 

oh my laaaawrd you are right

Ok Gen Z, when we tried to tell you not to bring back low rise jeans, this is what we were trying to protect you from. Now yall are going to start getting tramp stamps.

Ray Fisher wants to make it really clear that WB is full of shit.

Although low tech, they do have digital evidence in the case.

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

The Simpsons itself IS a spinoff of the Tracey Ullman Show.

Austin Powers did it first. 

Hey, no need to make this personal, Torch. You can do a lot more with 3 inches than— oh, you said horsepower?

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...