You can’t compare a single personal car’s experience to a fleet.

They’ll just regurgitate whatever Elon shat in their mouths about it.

“Oh, yeah, it’s all fine!”

Name one instance where “trans people” (BTW, not all cross dressers are trans) are performing strip shows in kindergartens.

Committing federal crimes for clout.

I’ve got the best way to keep them fresh. I buy a bunch on a Monday and then uncontrollably binge eat them by Wednesday

And thus the superiority of physical media is once again asserted.

But...from the article, “it is so very flammable”?

Also, none of the tickets were “parking” tickets.

The absence of crashes does not indicate the presence of safe driving.

Yeah, and these are the people who preach abstinence-only sex ed.

Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

Unintended Vaginas sounds like some sort of really weird avant garde punk band

You have to consistently eat a lot of the right foods to build muscle, so being jacked after 20 years of an apocalypse is actually less realistic than being curvy by eating whatever junk you can get your hands on.

Fixed it, here:

What’s with the threats of “ass kicking” all the time from people?

Kanye West doesn’t like black people.

Actually is called " driving " and if find it that difficult you absolutely should not be driving 

my dude, that’s just a left turn .. who the fuck dreads that other than people who dread about a bajillion other things one routinely does while driving?

From the headline, I thought this was about killing people. Sheesh! Not sure what we called it back in my day, but it wasn’t that.