I need a fecal transplant of a skinny person who can eat whatever they want and not gain weight. Where’s my black market options at? lol

Always remember, don’t fight to raise everyone up, fight to drag everyone down.

I eat cereal like I’ve never seen food before in my life when I eat it with milk. I put a small amount in the bowl, splash it with milk, and ravenously devour it before there is a chance to get soggy. Repeat until I’m in a carb coma.

YES! My husband understands the tweezers hierarchy as:
1. The GOOD tweezers. MY tweezers. They were hand milled in England and were designed to put together dollhouse miniatures. I won’t even tell him where they are.
2. The back-up good tweezers that have been lost for 6 months but I still hold out hope they can be…

I have a spare I can loan him. If you know the guy let me know. This comments section is full of some pretty sanctimonious assholes who have i guess never lived on the margins of the economy.

File footage of the event:

Standing in front of the opened fridge. Follow by a blast of aerosol whipped cream.

unfortunately any site with more than 3 white people commenting ends up being a “white supremacist website”

Ugh, I just clicked away from that meatloaf article and now I’m mad all over again!

I don’t understand this take at all. How are you supposed to make a meatloaf sandwich without meatloaf?!?

That header image is so strange looking that I honestly thought it was from The Sims or something similar. 

He’s like a more smoldering version of Chris Evans, but I can’t muster up lusty feelings for him out of concern he may share his father’s politics. 

Cool.  What’s the trick to get “Recently Added” to show up more than randomly twice a month?

In 2014, they had The Duck floating here outside of a local museum for a few weeks. People were going nuts over it, so we walked down after happy hour to check it out.

Cool. How do I opt out of Lifehacker’s “turn off your ad-blocker” messages?

I love coconut anything, and you are wrong, lol. That cupcake looks woozy- with anticipation! I like Almond Joy candy bars, those red (raspberry?) coconut Zingers, girl scout Caramel Delights, and homemade coconut pies and cakes. I grew up sprinkling coconut on my Jello instant pudding. Toasted is even better!  

Great piece. I was lucky enough to have trained at the old World on Main st in SM as well as the new digs he put up down the street on Washington. (Golds in SM was for the spandex and loud music crowd.  Joe never allowed music in the gym.)  Arnold had a reserved space where he’d park his Hummer. Eddie boutght a new…

Who is to say, though?

Scott Walker’s numerous election victories didn’t tip you off?