based on the nhl, the assholes make the best personalities after their career. they know the game and are entertaining. 

Michigan J. Frog criminally underrated. 

Yeah, that’s the trap right there: it’s not so much that the rich and well-off don’t work hard. They frequently do, especially among the Top 2-10% who form the core of our finance class, elite corporate attorneys, doctors and the like. Anyone who makes partner at an elite corporate firm has essentially sold off the…

The mule winning shouldn’t come as a surprise at all.  A properly-bred mule is almost always better in its purpose than the equivalent horse.  You obviously won’t see “race mules,” because I don’t think you’ll find a donkey with the musculature to allow it to run as fast as a thoroughbred.  But for draft work, trail…

Yes. Pizza is amazing.

Christians are really well known for protecting child victims of sexual abuse.  It was the perfect book to bring up at this time.

Brewers fandom (of which I am a part) exists in a weird space in opposition to things like the Cardinal Way (look at the embrace of Nyjer Morgan, Carlos Gomez, or Eric Thames in recent years) but stewing in the right-wing resentment that has conquered Wisconsin. Read comments on Journal-Sentinel stories and you will…

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

He almost had shish keballs.

Unless you immediately think “Coulson’s wife”

FFS, even if you think it’s one of the site’s lesser works, “Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day” has to be in everyone’s brains by now.

Remember when The Onion came in print?

And then there’s Jennifer Grey, whom NOBODY has recognized in at least 25 years.

I just realized. This kid is David Spade from The Receptionist on SNL 2.0.

You call that a confession? Here’s a confession: according to family lore, I was one slightly stuffy priest away from being baptised in Montreal, in the Stanley Cup. Yeah - even my mother, who has basically hated hockey since childhood, can describe Tretiak’s influence on minor-hockey goalie coaching in rural Quebec.…

Cool story, bro.

To cook cheaply, sous vide something.

I’d be curious to hear, based on your demographic research, what percentage of Lifehacker readers have a sous-vide and would like to save money on food, and what a more correct representation of them on this list would be. 17%?

He’s no hero- he could’ve saved Augustus Gloop while he was down there, but he didn’t.

Your landlord is a unicorn. Every place I’ve ever lived has jacked up the rent after making improvements. I’ve had good relationships with my landlords, too, but none of them would have put thousands of dollars of improvements into an apartment without making a corresponding increase in rent.