I am usually against the sort of cowboy/vigilante/Don Cherry-type justice that certain “old school” types get all nostalgic for, HOWEVAH, if there were ever a guy in need of a severe facial rearrangement at the hands of a goon, Brad Marchand would be it.

I’m still trying to figure out how Marchand got away with clotheslining Anthony Duclair (ending his season in the process) while convincing the Office of player safety that it was an accident. He was only trying to avoid a collision? No other player in yhe league would have done what Marchand did to “avoid” a…

Now is the right time for an openly gay NHL player. Just to play chicken with Marchand.

Duke’s is just about the only Southern thing where the secret is NO sugar

Hell yeah you use Duke’s.

I’m not a fan of hers either and that photo made me question if I even know what she looks like.

Doc Emrick is a global treasure I will hear none of any criticism from America’s attic about him.

Whether or not he can cook, I don’t really care. This guy is a totally charming dreamboat and that has to be one of the worst pictures of him ever. He’s almost unrecognizable.

Blackhawks fans just yell thru the whole thing.

“Wait, hockey is still going on?”

big deal. I am currently holding Manti Te’o’s girlfriend’s ashes.

May I suggest a step before your step one where you slice off the bottom (at the stem) 1/4in or so. This allows it to stand flat and you can slice the cheeks off either side without things sliding around cuz magoes are slippery bastards.

Crosby has perfected the milquetoast media personality, but he’s a white dude with multi-millions and a high school education. If he’s not naturally interested in politics, I doubt he’s ever had a serious thought about it in his life.

He’s shitty enough to say nothing about his team going to the proto-fascist’s place in DC. He’s Baked Nova Scotia. He’s no Jonathan Toews, that’s for sure.

He’s pissing in the corner of God’s house now.

So the kid that cleans my office also works at my PF. He’s not even subtle about calling me out for skipping the gym.

I feel like Mayo haters also fall into this category. As a midwesterner, I could not live without Ranch and Mayo.

I feel like a lot of people don’t like ranch because they think it’s a low class food. Or trashy.

I hate to say this but we’re fighting these battles but I think we’ve already lost the war. If I make a prediction, I think abortion will be de facto outlawed within the next ten years. I just don’t see people giving up on this issue and it’s death by a thousand cuts.

Paul Ryan sucked on the public teat his entire adult life. He received Social Security benefits through college after his father died, and he’s worked in government ever since then. He has never, not for one day as an adult not been paid for by taxpayers, but has been determined to take away the social safety net for…