Referencing the tweet up in the article: “If Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan’s marriage can’t survive after she gave him a Magic Mike strip tease to Pony on national television, then I have lost all faith in love.”

For real. I mean, if he didn’t give up all of his annoying habits after that... seriously, what the hell…

Wanna see a dead body?

This was great. I’m a beer league player in Chicago, and even though I don’t know the guy, my Facebook and Twitter feeds were absolutely blowing up about him, and, more importantly, chirping every goaltender about why it wasn’t them.

You’d think they were on their way to a wedding in Canada.

....I’m going to have to leave the room.... 

Beauty, tallness, dual citizenship, and a edge of criminality that will fit perfectly with a career in high finance after elite schooling.

At least they didn’t ruin it with pineapple.

I ship Antoni/Avocado.

Here’s my thing about Antoni: He has to make food that’s accessible and recognizable to the participants of the show. Yeah, guacamole and hot dogs aren’t that fancy, but I think you have to make food that isn’t intimidating so they’ll want to make it on their own. So yeah, it’s not dazzling food by any means, but it’s…

No, he’s sad because Medicaid still exists.

It made me feel like an awful person, but I was like, FINALLY he’s had to admit that just doing shit however he felt like it isn’t going to pan out! People are going to call him on it!

There are negative consequences for not taking those pills. Just as if a woman doesn’t take her pill she will face the horrid inconvenience of pregnancy.

No way would any woman I know trust a guy with this.

If only we all had the privilege of being able to live at home.

And fuck everybody that already went to college, right?

no deaths in the Little House books

almanzo was hot.

Oprah is called gullible and a fool for having a spiritual philosophy which runs counter to the norm, while all the dudes who want to be president who bleat about that‘ole dusty middle east beast -Jesus, are never taken to task as much as she has been over a few episodes of The Secret.

“That whore of Babylon wants our convent? Ha! She can have it over my dead bo-”

Good on her for standing up for her less-accomplished sibling