you seem to be forgetting one jeffvanhungry, who still holds the t ball record for most bases reached on error in the history of the game.

Yeah, this author is completely deaf to the fact this simply isn’t an option for A LOT of people...

To me, grape is the flavour of America. Ever since eating grape jelly on bagels in a hotel in Washington DC age 10, grape reminds me of being in America.

I’m partial to the Boston Baked Beans myself.

I feel that way about every cherry flavored candy....except Skittles and Starburst.

I was fed some vile medicine concoction that tasted vaguely of licorice when I was little. Then somebody let me try Ouzo. I nearly gagged.

And he can go 20,000 leagues under your sea and STAY there until you’re done

Yes!! It is an absolutely beautiful fairy tale and my favorite movie of 2017. And I’m not usually a fan of del Toro’s.

There are two kinds of people: those who would have sex with the Fish Man, and those who are lying to themselves

No, I think “have 15 guys all having career years” is a tried-and-true path to success.

The game today really is predicted on being able to skate.

With my income, I can do...half of one item on that list. Maybe.

This might work better.

I have an issue with this because I believe the men in the room would be thrilled if none of the women showed up.

That wasn’t a quote about rape, and that was a pretty messed up thing to do to a stylest who was, presumably, being asked a question about her job.

“real job” meaning somewhere where your boss disrespects the shit out of you and exploits your labor while sociopathically timing to the second when you arrive and leave

I’d be interested to see if you could pull of a low carb/keto casserole. Bread seems so vital to the casserole experience - it would be an interesting experiment.

“Move everything back.”

“Hey, you know what would be compelling television? Let’s hold an athletic competition but make sure the top 1000-ish players in the world don’t come!”

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