Forget it, Jack. It’s Flavortown.
Forget it, Jack. It’s Flavortown.
No, that’s not it.
Lifehack: Keep your toiletries as well as all your other worldly possessions at your parent’s house, because you live there and will never have the earning power to leave.
It’s time to start considering the probability that there’s no way Trump ever voluntarily leaves the office. If he runs again and loses, some sort of emergency will be declared that keeps him in office.
I’ve been angry about the state of things for a long while (since about November 8, 2016, oddly enough), but this is the first time I can honestly say I’m scared. This kind of weaponized propaganda is an incitement to violence, and it is a threat to the future of this nation. It’s disgusting, it’s irresponsible, and…
I am totally terrified by the old people, rednecks and white supremacists.
to disenfranchise millions of American voters.
Anybody who routinely sleeps naked doesn’t own two cats that routinely pounce on them at night. Reeking of herring would not help matters.
Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.
Hannah, that’s a truly great breakdown at the end of this article. Sassy has no fucking clue what he wants her to do, and he quite obviously has no fucking clue how to ride. I fucking hate him so much more now.
Ugh, I sleep absolutely terrible any place but home, so your two and three options would be awful for me. Hotel sleep is my worst sleep. I’d sooner sleep on the floor of my own house (and have!) than have to fall asleep in a hotel.
Pretty (bad) fly (fishing) for a white guy.
In fairness to Zinke, that’s not a skill he’ll need in 10-12 years, when there are no more rivers.
I offer the city of Milwaukee and a few of its inner suburbs as a defense. We didn’t vote for this dipshit, we tried to recall him, and we suffer from his horrible policies more than anyone, but it’s a nice, affordable, midsize city on a beautiful great lake with a vibrant arts and food scene. Also, I live here and I…
People from New York are so freaking HYSTERICAL when they make sweeping generalizations about entire states that they clearly know little to nothing about! It kind of makes me sad for New Yorkers (or people from Maine who move there and get judgy). They spend an outrageous amount of money to live in a once cool.city…
“Still no universal health care here.” —Crosby memo to Canadian Security Intelligence Service
You have forced me to radically re-interpret certain post-coital looks I have been privileged to witness.
Happy divorcee here too— It’s true, it’s true, once you get used to having your own space, it’s REALLY hard to go back! At my age/stage, I can’t even imagine wanting to let someone in to share my space and my stuff and my arrrrgh no just no.
I'm sorry, my current commercial rage quota is being entirely filled by those two yammering dipshits sitting in the drive through at Sonic together.