It knows about you.

I win.

You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?

Dear Gabe,

SO BRITISH!!!!!!!!!! - Regular Car Reviews

I think Charlie Brooker found these people first....

Please do not beat children.

Scottish? Oh dear. He's geordie as fuck... C'mon. We aren't a very big island - England and Scotland aren't even the same country.

Not scottish, Geordie!

<- Travis Okulski right now

This is why Jalopnik is awesome. Because they have the balls to post this stuff.

"At the risk of seeming petty and materialistic..."

Wouldn't worry me. I'd probably not be alive at that point.

It is absolutely stunning. Between Aston Martin and the new Jaguar F-Type, the Brits have perfect proportions covered.

Awesome stuff for a Veteran! He got one of the earliest ones! Now this makes the headache that is my job (responsible for Hellcats being scheduled to build) a little easier.

Incidentally, this is 100m from my flat.

All of England uses MPH. English measures. They even use Gallons (UK), crazy talk, I know.

Yep, I live in Salisbury. Have to say you did well to catch that car there.