I’m leaning towards bobble heads, tbh. I’ll report back in a few weeks if I’ve overestimated how charming he finds my sense of humour. I’m young enough for a second marriage if not!

I mean-I made commemorative plates with your faces on it. I use them for every meal. I also have pictures of you guys on my bedroom walls and the bathroom. I made towels with your wedding photos to use after baths.

I’m very glad that the millenium can’t vote yet. It’s made some very poor choices thus far.

That wall is no match for.......

That’s not Trump. The hands are too big.

“’Mostly it’s devils, monsters... but this year, we *REALLY* scraped the bottom of the barrel with a Trumpster Fire.”

Me too!

Hey Jezzies! How was your Saturday? Do anything interesting or fun, or did you have an equally good day just sitting around the house and letting the week’s crazy wash off?

‘Renee Zelwegger isn’t listening when you talk about her new face’... maybe she just can’t hear you with all that extra skin tucked into her ears.

If that’s a new face, her doctor is doing it wrong, because she looks prematurely aged.

“In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.”

You start to question all your choices: Why did I wear these stupid shoes, with these ugly pants...

I think she means she’s found a kindred spirit in her modem and no longer feels the need to knit sweaters for people she’ll never meet.

Perfectly reasonable. Send the chicken on a search.

Someone more internetty than me please make a bernie princess gif.

Yeah but they’re GREEK. If you spray a young girl with windex all age restraints and sense of common decency/morality are off...or something...the grandfather has a pretty epic monologue about it while shooting a snuff film.

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