I bigree.

I want Sarah Koenig to team up with Kara Brown and have season 3 be Shade Court!

THIS IS AMERICA!

This is where the British concept of the fortnight becomes incredibly useful.

That’s rich people cake right there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

“realizing that nobody really gives a shit about what you do — Andy Richter”

UNLESS - you’re a WOMAN in the United States who wants safe, affordable access to reproductive healthcare choices.

#forgotaboutthetheocracy

Fun fact: Barry Lyndon was shot using only period lighting (candles, for the most part).

For all intensive purposes it is a doggy dog world out there for grammarians. That’s why I like to have copy editors at my beckon call.

Maybelline cover stick (ivory) and Covergirl 9-Hour Eye Polish were the secret to Eye Gorgeousness.

Those crazy moms! Mine also ditched the concealer but now applies blush to her cheeks, forehead, nose and chin. In hot pink, naturally, giving her the appearance of a severe alcoholic.

Are you kidding? Without the necklace, the earrings are a joke!

I don’t want a yacht, but I do want yacht pajamas. “Mid-size sedan pajamas” just doesn’t have the right ring to it.

If I was not a short, shorter, shortest I would wear that first dress everywhere I went. And several times a day I would spread my arms (wings) and I would stare into a mirror and I would say “Would you fuck me?” and then giggle like a maniac. And the list of places I am not welcome would just grow and grow and grow.

First things first, though, amirite?

I NEED those yacht pajamas. And then a yacht.

I don’t care what anyone says. I love JUICY. It’s expensive and makes me look CLASSY on my way to and from the massage parlor and besides the guy I buy my herbal STI meds from says I look like a movie star in them.

And Gigi can play the hat on the right.

...Juicy Couture was launched, attracting fans such as Paris Hilton Mrs. George.

Also, I know everyone is an obnoxious foodie these days but “oat lavash”? It’s bread. I didn’t ask for its life story.