.....I would love it if he’s been having a years’-long affair with Marcia Clark, and she told him her O.J. Perm was better than that rotting poodle on his head.....

.....that’s so brutal and accurate.....you must be a gay man.....

......Ladies! Focus!!!! We’re trying to decide whether to help Chloe throw shade at Taylor......or if this is a job for Martha Stewart!!!!!

......so, who’s in Blake Lively’s squad, besides Ryan (“Not for long, I’m in ‘Deadpool’”) Reynolds and the spawn...?

....I’m not familiar with this one.....did Martha Stewart throw shade at TayTay?

.....LOVELOVELOVE this pic of Hil.....

.....duh......that’s kind of the definition of a “squad”

.....I was picturing Octavia Spencer in that role.....

.....so, she excels at something....

.....I recommend that Mischa get work done.....at least the rumors will get her in the tabs.....and let’s face it, if she’s over 24, she NEEDS work.....

......also, most unforgiveably, she aged.....

.......sigh.....I know......in the meantime, I’m voting for Val the Bartender.....

.....as a gay man, I actually find Liz attractive.......

......especially Carol Mosely Braun! Brilliant!! Trump would lose it, “That N......

.....YYYYYAAAASSSSSSSSS QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! “THAT LIZZIE” (Kate McKinnon voice)

.....trumpers don’t even know who she is.....they think Hil is the only female politician....

......GI JOE was fisting Barbie while Ken blew him......

....voted for Hil in ‘08, waited 8 years to vote for her again, but BY GOD! I DREAM OF LIZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screw Bernie and his freeballin’ hellions.....BRING ME LIZZIE AND THE ANGRY LEZZBIANS!!!!!!!!!

.....she looks like Julia Stiles now....her costar on “Bourne Supremacy”

......yeah, Sis was all like, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ‘SHOWGIRLS’?!!! OR ‘COLOR PURPLE’?!!! I’m revoking your Queen Card!.