Bang?

.....Could you repeat that?

“Yeti sues Bigfoot for alimony”....too funny!

....in the second ep, Archie has too much to drink and Jughead’s dreams finally come true...

....well, as Val the Bartender once said, “There’s nothing wrong with changing your mind.”

.....do you want Mama Renard to see “Little Noble”?

I’d rather have the Little Joe bulge when he was on Bonanza

...but this is gonna be “The Real Little House on the Prairie” (not to be confused with the the Tiny House movement), in which we find out Mary was really blinded by a jealous Nellie for breaking off their secret lesbian love affair, Ma Ingalls used to swing, Half-Pint had a very unhealthy relationship with her…

.....or hot Barbie’s “best” friend is frumpy Barbie, simply cuz she makes hot Barbie look hotter.....

slight?

.....or better yet, trans Barbie who gets outed by Kinja

You could have a new black Barbie who doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar and goes on a vicious Twitter rant, promptly sparking a feud with French Barbie who calls her “provincial”.....

Right? You could have the hot, popular “Mean Girl” Barbies dissing the fat/ethnic/nerdy Barbies......that would have been fun for afternoons on end...

I want the “Dolezal Baribie”, she’s white but identifies as black

“I used to fly before airplanes.....”

Actually, those dolls probably make for some of the most riveting flight conversation one could have...

Is Orfanello a back-seat driver?

....It was the only gig she could get.....

Like the time I banged Jay Cutler.....as I left him whimpering on his sheets, I said to him over my shoulder, “Jay, tell Kristin Tavacappi that I left my shade on her pillow.”

I’ve always admired actresses who owe their careers to their hair (eyes on you, Halle, Farrah, and Dyan Cannon).