“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

this is great.

best case scenarios for lower wage workers

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

“Benefits and stuff”!? For lil ol ME!?

Spectacular, but it does seem to be a set play, no?

This is what we in baskebtball call a “play”. It requires players on offense to move in an organized fashion that they have rehearsed before the actual game. Of course without this insider information that I just provided, the average layperson would just marvel at LeBron throwing the ball in a random direction…

This is becoming all too common Kinja. -1

How about white politicians stop gerrymandering (and fix previous gerrymandering) voting and school districts to keep voiceless, poor black people voiceless and poor? Maybe if they were given an equal opportunity, they wouldn’t have to make you uncomfortable while you watch football.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

PBR in the top 5? You fucking hipster... Every goddamn time I get PBR, it tastes skunked... because that's what it ALWAYS tastes like. I'm assuming it's that way straight from the factory and it's awful. I don't know why the hell anyone drinks that garbage.

Every dude's like gold teeth, bling rings, makin' all the baskets

Come on, Rolling Rock, #33.

Coors OG cracking the top 5? Bout damn time. People sleep on the beer because the color of the can just does not look like a beer you would want to drink, calling it the "banquet beer" is just weird, and their commercials for it are few and far between, none of them actually making anyone want to purchase the beer.

Yeungling is not so bad, but the bars near me (Charlotte, NC) refuse to include it when they run specials like "1.50 Domestics." They claim that it's a premium beer, which it's not, or that it's an import (stupid servers only).

5. Articles of Confederation: it was a piece of turd.

You can bitch about the Constitution all you want, but it's the document the President swears to uphold when he takes office. There is a reason it hasn't been changed lately- see: Prohibition. It's a pretty functional document.

If by one of those guys, you mean the ones who recognize that the U.N is a worthless circle-jerk that does nothing, then sure. Better yet, go ask the Syrians or the Libyans who continue to be slaughtered what they think of the U.N and it's precious little want to be Bill of Rights.

No need, the fact you're not even an American citizen means I don't have to give two shits about your opinion of this country.