I expect Sweatshop Barbie to go back to being, well, Sweatshop Barbie. She'll find new shoe designs to rip off from actual designers and support working women in China by making use of those 70-odd new Chinese patents she got while serving in Herr Daughterbanger's "administration".

Sharty McLie just can't help reminding us why we fired him.

It still blows my mind how anyone can see Trump as an “Alpha male". Even back in his salad days he was an obnoxious little shit. Who looks at a morbidly obese elderly man with an undead roadkill toupee, cameltoe neck, ridiculously tacky ill-fitting clothes and orange pancake makeup that’s applied with a trowel, and…

Up next, Laura eats another steak ‘n’ lightbulb blue plate special, accompanied by a nice fois gras drizzled with motor oil.

In other news, Eric Trump has an alt in which he pretends to be an Asian transgender woman who is legally blind. Stay tuned!

I was weaned on Tab; my skinny mom, (who’d bought into the idea that gaining ten ounces made her obese) used to swig the stuff with vodka over ice. What was left in the can once her glass was full was mine. Not gonna lie, I liked it. Better than the Koolaid she used to make for my brother and I anyway.

She could open an English language tutoring school for adults in Japan. Call it Be Best, and all the staff are native English speaking former soft porn models. Guaranteed money maker!

But Barack Obama is already married!

Open a chain of gourmet bakeries called The Slovenian Tart.

Credit where it's due, he didn't do it alone. He had enormous help from *us*, I'm sure he knows it. Today we celebrate. Tomorrow, clean up work begins.

Rick fucking Santorum wants us to be gentle with Donald's tender fee-fees. And give Tinyhands McVaginaneck the space he needs to be able to come to terms with losing.

According to Stormy he does everything prematurely.

Not about the election, AND includes French journalists being clueless douches. This story has it all!

First we have to win. Just getting through Election Day is going to be a challenge. I live in a place with a lot of Trumplickers and a lot of heavily armed militia yahoos. And now we hear that Captain Adderall McBunkerbitch is sending his ICE goons to polling places. What could possibly go wrong? :(

II can't imagine a more perfect metaphor for this entire administration. His devout cultists left standing in the cold while he jets off to the next destination.

Youth pastors can be remarkably humorless killjoys. I pissed off the one at my parent's church once by asking if Adam and Eve had bellybuttons. 

Years ago I was flashed while riding the bus home from my job in Phoenix. I was tired, sweaty, and definitely not in the mood. I didn't point or giggle or blush and look away. I got my pocket knife out, started cleaning my fingernails with it, made eye contact with him and told him that if I ever saw it again, I'd…

I still think that shock collars should have been an option.

I live very near to Sedona, we have a crapton of "wellness industry" people around here. Since May (when their crystal massage aromatherapy chakra balancing spas had to close) I've noticed a big uptick in the public embracing of batshit bonkers weirdness by these people. Well beyond the usual airy-fairy new age stuff.…

Gee Dubya convinced me to dump the GOP. Bonespurs McBunkerbitch makes Gee Dubya look like a choir boy member of Mensa.