I uninvited my parents because they (this is a direct quote from my beyond-all-sense narcissist of a mother): "don't mix with gay people. We don't do that."

I like you and I like your imagery of Jesus whaling on dudes.

I vote, Bee as well. I love Jessica Williams, but I think Bee would be great.

I covet the Big Bird gif so hard.

Uh, I may need to hear this story now. I HATE non-tippers.

Write it. Write it right the hell now please thank you. Also, glad your mom wasn't blamed for the towering inferno.

I vote Brit tourists are the worst, too.

No kidding. These shorts are Bye Felicia if ever I saw a Bye Felicia.

Please do not toy with my emotions. I loved that show.

Marry me, Ellie. The Mani cam thing had me spraying coffee on my keyboard.

I loved her on Curb. "HE VIOLATED ME, LARRY." It still makes me laugh.

I think this is the appropriate place to comment that EL James wrote the horrid Twilight fanfic under the name Snowqueens Icedragon. I'm thinking about co-opting it ironically, but I'm sure it's been done.

50 Shades of Dick.

50 Shades of Dick.

Try Worn on TV website or Style on Screen (they have a twitter account where you can tweet requests).

Also, Susie Essman as Ilana's mother? PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT casting.

Funniest tag in the world. Spoiler-ish? alert: Bob Balaban's sigh had me crying with laughter. That and "Oh, no, we'll bring our own blindfolds". DYING.

I actually, full-on, bona fide, shrieked with laughter at this episode. It was an okay ep and then towards the end a couple of the lines made me laugh out loud. One of my laughs came out as a scream-laugh and my husb. stopped what he was doing to watch. HE loves Broad City, and he more or less hates everything. It…

Yeah, this sums it up. I do not support the return of these dumb things. I MAY, however, support the return of the Motorola Razr. I had the exact same pink one and it had some good ringtones that came standard with it.

That was my favorite thing about those dumb things.