Naw, Brits are famously horrible tourists.

Agree. We were just in a restaurant with relatively bad service (to be fair it was very, very busy) and hellacious food, that I didn't end up eating. I did not, however, take it out on the waiter. Why? Because he didn't cook it. We tipped 15% (low for us, bc Mr. Duhsville is a former server and always does…

Agree. We were just in a restaurant with relatively bad service (to be fair it was very, very busy) and hellacious food, that I didn't end up eating. I did not, however, take it out on the waiter. Why? Because he didn't cook it. We tipped 15% (low for us, bc Mr. Duhsville is a former server and always does…

You stole my thoughts! Does he really think ANYONE will get naked for him without running his credit card, first?

I LOVE Gina's clothes. I am going to buy them all when I'm rich and famous.

I thought Mindy Kaling was dating Ike Barinholtz. I am not sure if this is actually true, or whether I shipped them so hard on the show that I've made it true in my own fevered imagination.

And calling people ugly.

First thing I thought. When that girl called him ugly, I thought, "Do you own a mirror?" She's okay looking, but nothing that special.

No kidding. I liked Lupita before, and now I am a lifelong fan.

Oh my God. I love you.

Oh my God. I love you.

Oil tycoon penis with a "weak drip" as they're getting drilled, amirite? (But seriously, I gagged at the visual of "weak drip". Now I can't get it out of my head. *Huuuurkkk*)

Hopefully the bushels of sticks doused with Cold pressed oils and French goose grease. Cause St. Fuckoff deserved only the best sendoff. A tear comes to my eye for the venerable Patron Saint of People Who Want to Kill Other People for Being Dumbasses.

I agree. Kim is always orange.

I agree. I came on here to comment that they're such an unnatural shade of orange.

SO much Blue Steel in that mugshot.

SO much Blue Steel in that mugshot.

OMG, this dude is a genuine Ed Wuncler III.

You have. I'd also like to point out that she STILL doesn't hate him as much as I do. : )

Not just you. I have always hated Gladiator and Russell Crowe. He's a dickhead of the highest order.