One of my friends went to Cancun entirely on loans and grants. She also came back with a Gucci wallet and Gucci shoes. Have I mentioned we're not friends anymore?

I love her soooo much. I like the squeaks and hoots she and other Liz make when they get upset.

+1. If this was on an American network, Clarkson's ass would have been grass after the first five of his 10000 racist comments AND he would have been sued into the next universe. He's lucky the producer isn't American or Fugson would have lost his fortune to a lawsuit. He's a douchebag. Hitting someone so they have to…

I am in a jealous snit because you got to drool over Jon Hamm.

I have both those books and they are funny as hell!

You are doing the Lord's work. Also, DAT ASS. Also, I now see why he was the first pick for 50 Shades. Good GOD!

I am going to do everything in my power to make "Swag hood, Joyce." be the new "Cosign/ditto/+1".

I was just going to say...

My friend's husband (she is actually my sorority sister *shame*) is SAE and he's great, as well. However, after seeing this video, I wonder if that song was sung at their chapter and I'm wondering about him.

I'm sorry, and Imma let you finish, but my brain honest-to-glob, short-circuited after I read "velour sweatsuit and high-heeled sandals". No! NO NO NO. A thousand times no.

I love his Twitter feed. Every tweet is like, "I'm awesome, fuck you all" or some variant therein.

Oh, she wants him so bad you can smell it. AND because of him, she's going to run out and buy one of those caviar joints so he'll like her back - if they haven't already sneaked around doing it behind everybody's back.

Oh, you KNOW she did. She loooooves him so much it's gross.

I actually re-read your comment twice. A fantastic analysis, written without judgement. I applaud you, Ma'am.

I would support her going full-Slocum. As far as her mean streak goes, I've never seen one frame of anything she's been in. I am hoping I continue life in this way. I like the purple hair, though.

Maybe Mrs. Slocum is Kelly's style icon? If so, I support it.

I could not agree more. She's brought a lot to Vogue etc etc, but it's time, Anna. It's time.

I'm also guessing that her announcing that she's been blackballed isn't going to do her any favours. Good Luck, Mo'nique.

I starred your comment. Now I'm afraid I'll get Oprah Blackballed. Oprah, if you're reading this (which I am almost certain you're not) I am a HUGE FAN.

It would be more shocking if you DIDN'T see her hooha. It's always out.