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She doesn’t look too thrilled about having her picture taken. I hope you bought her a sandwich afterwards. At least a cracker.

Is it a better deal than the combined value of the Indian Scout FTR 1200 and Honda Africa Twin, both of which I want desperately? The Livewire looks cool, but damn! There is a lot of stuff that would be pretty awesome to have for a lot less. 

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

No no no. We're not talking about Alfa Romeo. 

NA V12 and a gated Manual and clear coat that will last

Or at least lets stop making EVs into these cheesy looking parodys of themselves.

If I was CEO of BMW?

gated manuals and NA V8s in everything, because that’s what The People want, per my understanding from these comment sections.

Selling a car with a broken windshield is like negotiating with a sex worker who has visible, open sores around her mouth.

I have zero nostalgia for something I never even saw as a kid (or really ever, until just now)....CP all day for me. To 99% of buyers, this is just a malaise hatchback with an asking price that’s almost $2,000 too high.

No one buying a Harley is young enough to still have a living mother

“It’s a premium brand! And yes, they have no performance! But hat’s ok because theyre expensive!”

Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.

Don’t worry, it will still leak oil like the current ones.

Interesting experiment to be sure but what happens when your life experience does not go as planned and it gets to stay parked ... for a year.  Or two.  In your Mother’s basement where the cat will keep it company?

how much should harley rue the day that they committed corporate suicide by stopping buells and losing out on sales that numbered in the high dozens per year? How many youths chose iPhones, anime, and trans activism over motorcycles because Harley sold MV Agusta?” - the old men who come out of the woodwork any time

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

I’ve always had great success with the “5 more minutes” (or “Oscar Mike in 5" as they came to know it), but the key was they got an update every minute.
The beauty of this was that this “5-minute countdown could take 5 minutes, or it could be done in 2. As long as they got a countdown, “minutes” could go by as quickly

“These dead bodies are not going to the bottom of the lake by themselves...”