The moral of the story: Stick to politics, GOP.

Francis Hopkinson side eye.

Even by Republican standards that’s one of the dumbest fucking Tweets there has ever been.

You forgot Indigenous Texan Latinx sideeye. Pre Alamo?

Win this one for one of America’s first strong, independent women, Betsy Ross.

Seems kinda weird to not include the information of why the Republicans are juxtaposing Betsy Ross and Colin Kaepernick today.

Allow me to explain how this Betsy Ross flag “controversy” became a thing. Colin K. has some comments about the flag, Nike trips all over themselves to pull a sneaker over a non-controversial flag before today and now some Repugs are taking it as an opportunity to scream “nanny nanny boo boo” at Colin K. again.

I think it’s intended to be a somewhat deadpan satire piece. Millenials were described as being obsessed with trendy, urban life and are now moving to the burbs after its become clear that they can’t afford both avocado toast and a nice home in major cities.

Here’s another one. In my opinion the 1st generation Scion xB was the best car of the ‘00s. It looked great on the outside but you had to get inside to really appreciate its greatness. And I mean “greatness” literally; it was a shorter than a Corolla of the same age but inside it was twice as roomy. And the big airy…

63hp, so engineers put superchargers and turbochargers on them to make more torque. They even add sophisticated AWD systems to some models.

In my experience, the only cars that attract attention from women are ones that look expensive, usually because of the badge attached to it.

Simplistic design, 5-door fake trunk hatchback, and low cost no frills model with a base underpowered engine. I honestly had to check to see if this wasn’t a badge-engineered Dodge Shadow.

I love Kei cars. Their forced evolution is fascinating to me - sort of the Madagascar of automobiles. Within the island of their regulations, they flourish in isolation.

I always weirdly liked the B13 (1991-94) Nissan Sentra. It’s so unapologetically dull and utilitarian, and yet the proportions and lines are still visually pleasing. It’s a piece of plain toast, but at least it’s a nice crispy one, if that analogy works. (The sporty SE-R trim is the equivalent of spreading something…

The Japanese even tried giving us cars that scaled this concept up to US dimensions in the 1st gen XB, the Cube, and even bigger, the Element. As the previous owner of an Element, I can attest that very little was prioritized over utility. The seats were miserable for driving any distance, but maximized cargo or…

All the best designs are all function, no styling.

I think there is something to that, even for what we like to think of as more exciting vehicles.

All the best designs are all function, no styling.

This Aston is an absolute unit.