But NOISE! 

Minivans are the best tool for the job if that job is moving more than 4 people, or lots of stuff you don’t want in the bed of a truck, or both.  Just because they’re not sexy is only an issue if you’re too insecure to be seen in one, which is your loss.  I love my wagon, but if we have a second kid our next family…

Lies

Unless you have to........you know.......actually move people.

I figured you’d absolutely hate this announcement.

we’re trying to get away from our minivans.

This comment reads as if you somehow know of Jalopnik but never actually read the articles. 

All respect to Liz Warren, but Kamala Harris is a better campaigner. My vote is Kamala Harris for the win and Warren in second.

Joe: “My time’s up”

“States’ rights” - where have I heard that before?

Jim Crow survived for so long because of “local control!” How did he not know or care about that?

This tweet wins everything. I’m dying here.

These people actually get bumped up to the first of the line because their transient wealth could disappear at any given moment.

Many of these cars are available for purchase only upon invitation from the vehicle manufacturer.

Dan's chillin' with Lil' Sweet watching his shows.

Oh come on, Daaaaaaaan.  This was the first debate and there were 63 people on the stage.  I’m sure they’ll get back around to it.

Elie is usually spot-on.

Same.