It does give me several make money quick ideas, and if that isn’t me embracing my inner Republican nothing is.

I think that in order to function as POTUS, there are certain times where the individual has to be outside of the law of an average American citizen, but Trump seems to be trampling of every last literal element of the spirit of that rule.

I thought one of our defining features was that nobody was above the law. We fought a rebellion because we didn’t like that an unaccountable monarch could affect our lives with no repercussions. We even paid lip-service to the idea of not having a privileged class of nobility or royalty. So why do we have norms…

Well, no shit. Mueller’s report translating into consequences for Trump always relied on a Congress that would be willing to act in good faith and in the best interests of this country. So don’t hold your breath. 

How did you know what I’m getting my Mom for Mother’s day?

Chickens coming home to roost. That’s all this is.

Yeah, same. I was actually considering changing fields. Republicans aren’t very bright, and I could take their money for my “Freedom Eagle Jesus Bible Study Gun Club” that donates primarily to Planned Parenthood and the UNCF.

Yup. If those inclined to contribute can afford it, it’s good news. If they can’t, it’s fantastic! Imagine if there were actual consequences to toxic, sociopathic beliefs.

Pro-Trump political donors get scammed, money doesn’t go to pro-Trump candidates.

“I thought the money was going toward the president,” Barbara Bloom, 70, told Axios. “You know, I’d get repeated duplicates for things. [Their mailers] would most of the time say the first $15 was for your membership, but how many times do you pay membership? …It’s ridiculous, it’s insulting. I’m just really…

Couldna happened to a more deserving bunch of racist, misogynistic, self-dick shooting morons. 

Good news, but how do we know the people he scammed can’t take the loss? That they are going hungry, or getting sick with no way to pay for it because of Bossie’s con? That’s the difference between good news and Great News!

I am entirely fine with this.

“Young David, I hear you and your friends are stealing. But you don’t even send a dress to my house. No respect! You know I’ve got a hot daughter. This is my White House. You and your friends should show me some respect. You should let me wet my beak a little. I hear you and your friends cleared $5 million each. Give…

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Citizens United douche scamming donors? Shocking.

If Premature Exoneration continues for more than two months, please consult a criminal lawyer.

This is a good six levels below “dumb” on the idiot scale.

Only a Republican sympathizer would advocate for a fine for filling out a form incorrectly. They already have a punishment for that - it’s not being registered to vote.