That is the solution. That’s just not what those in power want to do. So someone has to come up with a solution to the problem of chicken-shit cops and ‘law and order” ADs/AGs who fear indicting a cop for any reason.

Yeah police officer, like the reason you pull over so many vehicles for minor infractions is because of your concern over said minor infraction, and not an attempt to try to find something to arrest someone on.

“Your Honor, the suspect handed his license to me in a way that could have easily caused a viscous paper cut. I needed to defend myself.”

I got stopped once; I tell the cop (a black woman) I need to reach for my wallet in back pocket and she gets visible upset. Launches into a lecture about “you black men” and how if we’re so afraid of cops we shouldn’t be committing crimes. I should mention she pulled me over because I drove over crosswalk while a…

“Someone has got to come up with a solution.”

“Your honor, the suspect was reaching for what could have been the world’s tiniest gun in this pouch! My life was in danger, and I had to shoot him!”

They’ll still shoot us.

Somewhere out there is a cop who is going to get all butthurt and offended when he sees one of these things, and is going to drag the driver out of the car for a #notallcops lecture.

Maybe when the car is put into park bright lights illuminate the interior and a big sign on the roof starts flashing “LIVE STREAMING!!!”

“I observed the suspect reaching for a gun in his ... car’s air vent? Yeah, that’s it, it was in his air vent.”

18 year old usher...

your brother in law is in the illuminati and thus probably a bad tipper anyway

Technically, you need to throw in Montana so they can have a contiguous nation, because they wouldn’t be able to figure out things like how to drive from one to the other needing a passport.

Why?

It’s like someone put up the bat signal, except, you know, for idiots.

“...can offer the workers of this country a homeland, their birthright...”

Those dumbass White supremacists accidentally supported the thesis of the author’s book and inadvertently brought more attention to his book than it would have received otherwise lol.

Woody says “fuck you plagiarizing fascist assholes”

I gave more than 30 days at my last job. I was the only employee that knew what I did and filled a very technical role in a non-technical department.