I DEMAND INCONEL TRAIN TRACKS GRRRAAAAAAAAHHH!

Reminds me of when I was 16, and while my older sister got her own car, I got use of the family’s 1998 Pontiac Trans Sport minivan. Which of course I did e-brake turns with whenever it snowed (not handbrake turns - but at least that e-brake pedal gave me something to do with my left foot). There was a K-Mart in town…

I don’t care if it’s electric, I want a RWD 2+2 hatchback. Seriously, dammit, I just want it to be fun to drive, hold all my shit and on rare occasions more than one passenger, and be able to park it in more than 5% of the street spots in Chicago. I can’t believe these all died so that now, when I’m finally in a…

I like where your head’s at, but I have a feeling that it wouldn’t be all that rare in that neighborhood.

Keep the Viper feeling with a hood that stretches all the way into the sunset, and a royal blue paint job with white stripes, but make it a Shelby Daytona replica instead.

Not necessarily. Getting him out of his seat does not require earning the right to sit in it. For instance, I wouldn’t call E. coli a credible challenger, but if a distracted, unpaid FDA employee misses the signs of the next outbreak and McTurtle orders a salad...

The death penalty makes martyrs, unfortunately. I think a life sentence with nothing but bland-ass Soylent for sustenance would be a decent deterrent. Want to be a terrorist? You never get to have a solid shit for the rest of your life.

I’m in the same boat. Wouldn’t consider a sedan, but a hatchback? Yes. Proof is my current daily driver, a manual Focus hatch. And I would have considered the next generation slightly lifted one, if it hadn’t been sacrificed to the tariffs.  But an Escape?  Nah.  Just nah.  I’ll be shopping Kias and Mazdas instead.

It’s never too early to teach the Twitler Youth what consequences are.

What is the significance of a “window seat” in this metaphor? Personally, I prefer the window seat. I guess it could be punishment to have to climb over all her neighbors if she has to pee during the flight, but I’m leaning toward “watch the scenery instead of talking.”

Extra points if you can get a Jewish guy to return the dog and sketches to him.

1. Ewwwwwwww

So how much to plug them all properly and clean up the bodywork?

IIRC, the Niro does not offer AWD

I bet you could fit two of them in there...

Trump would take the tip from Giuliani if he could get him to remove it from his cousin.  HEYOOOOO

I have a hatchback too! I also have a trailer hitch and one of those cargo trays, so I can turn it into a baby pickup on demand, which I find endlessly entertaining.

You have obviously never had to fight for street parking on a daily basis. Every extra foot in length basically cuts your available parking spots in half. And with an increasingly urban population, not all trucks have room to spread out all over a farm or even a suburban driveway. They have to fit where the people…

Do we need to dig up and reanimate Fred Rogers and send him to Parliament?

Hastings sure did use a lot of words to avoid straight up calling AOC “uppity.”