I can’t believe your crystals didn’t remind you to bathe them properly at the new moon. Mine are quite chatty about it, and if I don’t do it, they will mess with my jade eggs and then my first and second chakras don’t get supercharged enough for me to have the proper amount of meditative orgasms during tantric sex!…

The fact that he owns & wears that t-shirt is enough for me to hate his guts.

“We might be getting a divorce but we’ll always be COUSINS”

Yeah. I feel mean, but my first thought was 'dang, those some ugly babies.'

I’m like, people, you had four tries to come up with a decent name.

If a woman who looks like this:

Came here to exclaim the wonder that is Wombmen

I feel like when white folks complain about race issues, some are worried they’ll be treated the same way that minorities were treated for much of American history.

And I wanna say, “No, we won’t do that to you. We won’t set up specific race-based laws to keep you from working, running your own businesses, voting,…

“I like him because he’s a businessman,” said North Carolinian Linda Wilkerson. “He does what he says he’s going to do. I’ve seen him lose a ton of money and bounce back. We’re in terrible financial debt. I hope he can bail us out.”

You know? And he looks like a giant, meth-addicted baby taking his afternoon nap in that pic.

Yes! The good men of Congress stayed home to protect their rugged homesteads from invading hordes of frosty beers. Bears...I mean BEARS! Did I say ‘beers’? Damn autocorrect[hiccup] iPhone!

As a stay at home mom who could really use a freaking sick day today and isn't getting one, word.

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

All the cosigns. My mother (excuse me, I MEAN GODDAM SANTA) put some in my stocking a few years ago.

I appreciate that there is a typical, “wrong time, wrong circumstances” abortion story included here. While dramatic partner abuse or fetal abnormality stories are valid, they are often the only types of stories offered in support of abortion. The vast majority of abortions are for women who are accidentally pregnant…

I didn’t know humans reproduced by mitosis!

Don’t bother. Best not to feed the trolls.