I never realized this until now but my dog’s poops look like unsalted soft pretzels.

No, you’re right, racists can’t be expected to put actual THOUGHT and LOGIC into their vitriol...

She’s in the right business.

“...I have been inundated with messages tonight as I said I would not book any muslin [sic] or Islamic client...”

How is anyone supposed to have any idea how far your eyebrows moved? For all i know an onlooker may not have even seen a difference.

It’s the way that the US inserts themselves into the middle of everything—-so annoying—-a cnn anchor last night was trying to say that the US attack on Isis fighters that was announced yesterday had clearly influenced these French attacks...which were being planned for weeks if not months before the US patted…

Omg yes and her accent, she has ZERO accent unless she’s using an Italian word and then her accent is perfect and it drives me CRAZY! The other one does it, too, the one on The Kitchen with her Chiles Rellenos and don’t even get me started on the ‘Aha Moments’ segment, Sunny sounds like a fucking fire engine with her…

Of course, I joke about Hot Pockets, but people died too, so...

Fuck...I’ve reached the end of the internet AGAIN!! I can’t find a gif of this exchange:

And Lena Dunham’s writing has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, so I’m sure she’ll be taking a lot of “liberties” with the time and subject matter. And I cringe to think about how she will handle portraying “second wave feminism.”

I don’t blame Joyce - I would have more faith in something helmed by the hilarious Issa Rae than Dunham any day.

It’s both fun and over the top, it’s campy, and totally goth. I remember liking it, but it was the nineties. I never got into Donnie Darko, either, if that counts for anything.

I feel like I was one of those humorless precocious kids who always knew how it worked?

Yes. 10 First Nations MPs in total.

We voted. :x

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Is this an irony test?

We wouldn’t be having so much trouble with ignorant fucks thinking those fake Planned Parenthood videos are somehow real if education weren’t so severely gimped.

I discovered that my FitBit counts one flight of my office building’s stairs as two flights climbed. Yay!

I married my soon to be ex.