Lorraine. Just give me all the Lorraine and I'm good. Forever.

Right down to the salt and pepper hair. Why's his hair gray?

I read the entire article and I didn't understand a thing.

Your screen name......amazing!

Your arguments are presented so eloquently, and the struggle in your mind matches my own questions about this. Thanks for articulating!

Thanks for the link!

The list of women who have accused Deen is now up to nine

The title implying that life is utopian after DV is also incorrect and insensitive.

I can’t believe he hasn’t been! Every time I see him and his stupid mouth babbling stupidtalk I have to peer through a splayed-finger gaze. It’s like some kind of cosmic, fucking joke.

It’s the worst case of secondhand embarrassment I’ve experienced in a while. My condolences.

Seriously? I hope so. I really don’t know enough about it, but one of my colleagues said he was the front-runner. That was pretty astounding.

Oh absolutely. It’s the world’s largest clerical error. My poor, awesome, American friends are pretty grim.

I live overseas, so I don’t follow politics from home as often as I did when I was there. However, after our recent election (I’m Canadian), I was sort of exposed to more online conversation about what’s happening. I could not and cannot believe this is a real thing. I guess part of me though the whole ‘Trump running…

Thank you for calling them Daesh!

No longer together? Say it ain’t so! They go all the way back to Muppet Babies.

I always enjoyed your pieces, Mark. You’ll be missed. :(

Two boxes AND an appreciation for Gordon? Have a seat...I just had a cancellation.

Err...we’re kind of at our limit between post-election butt-hurt Conservatives and racist, uncultured Facebook psychologists who can’t tell the difference between a refugee and a terrorist. I can pencil you in for July......2034?

Exactly. They phrase these questions in a way that suggests some random variable of outside force just suddenly occurred to make something ‘terrible’ happen. Like a fucking comet.

This picture.

You win.