I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

I love this story. Also, I would rather be in a plane FILLED with people furtively fucking in secret under blankets than have a kid kicking the back of my seat. Or be seated next to someone chatty. Fuck on, star-crossed roommates of the world!

And yet, Disney bans them? Next on Fox News: Why does the Disney corporation want teens to drown?

The selfie stick was only acting in it’s own best interest.

Why wouldn’t the father suggest she leave the selfie stick on the beach. Have we really gotten to the point where no experience exists without documentation?

Just going to throw out that if you decide to do this, watch your chocolate's heat and use a high quality balloon. My mom and I did this once and had a premature detonation. It was like a bomb literally went off in the kitchen. We couldn't clean it off the ceiling. We had to sand, texture, and repaint it. …

If the video was ACTUALLY silent, that's be great.

Have you tried drizzling it in your mouth for the delicious effect?

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

That's because them there boys oughta be worrying more about playin' fuhbah and less about them there fust amenments.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

Was her attire found worthy of respect or did it look like she was going to a bar?

Chesney McMurphy...... I'll take White Girl names for $500, Alex

That's absolutely disgusting. Those girl friends of hers are NOT her friends. I can't even believe that they would tell her not to report anything. Gross.

If you read the article one of her friends (a man) suggests taking her straight to the hospital right after her rape. Her female friend starts freaking out about "Jackie's" and their reps in the Greek system getting ruined if they report the rape. The female friend convinces the two male friends (they were all…

About the only mercy they extend to you is that you're required to fill out only the first six letters of your last name and the first four letters of your first name.