You may want to make this more clear in the article. I know you do say it, but on my first quick read I thought you were advocating chest-only for drowning victims too. And by “more clear,” I really mean make it dog-shit obvious.

Generally, yes. But not always. Sometimes the current is running parallel to the shore. You want to swim perpendicular to the current.

Have you tried drizzling it over your significant other for a titilating effect?

I think 3rd is fair. Ten years ago it may have been the top, but after Michigan spending the last decade gargling balls, the rivalry has lost some luster.