Mel Gray was my high school football coach. Nice man, decent coach. Never bragged about his career

They have got to be trying to wear the outrage down. Fatigue us into submission. That’s the only logic behind this string of cabinet choices...

So when he takes the Apprentice money but not the presidential salary, is that gonna be enough to snap people out of their love for this idiot?

One time I managed to get some guy so worked up that he sent me his actual address so we could fight. I sent him double ended dildo.

Try and do that to this guy.

I used to wait tables at a mountain resort in Wyoming. Waited on multiple famous people in my time there... Aziz Ansari was easily the best. Tipped well and didn’t think he was entitled to everything.

2016 is the weirdest year ever and this proves it. Huge money for a closer, who was traded from a rebuilding Yankees team to the world champion Cubs and then signed by the Yankees again, who plan on being under the luxury tax relatively soon. Wtf?

The bar I frequent has like 5 types of mules. My girlfriend usually gets the raspberry mule. I am in no way opposed to this fad because that raspberry mule is fucking delicious.

oh damn this is really good +10

Never trust a man who’s first name is a last name and last name is a first name

Is it bad that I was kind hoping he actually turned into dust

I agree and your handle is excellent.

Got into a discussion (argument) on Facebook about how this is probably racial in nature.

It has since devolved into an argument about Trump and the Ford plant from Kentucky.

I hate 2016.

Yeah but it was cold outside one day last week clearly global warming is a hoax

Okay, serious question: what are the chances that we actually get a McGregor-Mayweather fight? And who wins if it somehow happens??

Humanity usually disappoints me. But things like this make me believe that we really are good animals. It’s amazing how touching this was.

I don’t know why the old lady was the funniest.

The sport that would see the biggest gain from the death of football would be rugby. For sure. Similar, violent, and would allow players of (most) body types to keep playing. And holy shit could the USA tear some other teams up after a couple years of people really taking it seriously.

This has almost nothing to do with this post, but I played against this guy at a football camp when we were in high school (same grad year) and man did he fuck me up all weekend.

We can’t get fired...because we’ve already been fired.

CNN seems to have updated this to a knife attack. No shots fired by the actual suspect. Just running around stabbing/slashing people. One quote on CNN says the attacker was entirely silent the entire time - even after he was shot by police. All victims reportedly have non life-threatening injuries.

Also, can’t wait…