I think he's joking about the web design and how it isn't neccesarily great for the flow of the article.

I think Trump just said something about what big fat sacks of shit Cruz’s wife, father, and children are and Cruz is agreeing with him and describing his sack of shit family in greater detail to prove his loyalty and defend his honor.

He’s actually gonna motorboat his man-titties.

If he thinking about sucking Trump’s dick his hands are definitely too far apart. In fact I think two hands is one too many. And if he is thinking of giving him a rim job those hands have to be much further a part to grab hold of Trump’s ass. Of course the takeaway in all this is Ted Cruz is never right about…

Suburban NJ white lady here. I just let Short Hills Mall know they lost me as a customer because of their lack of concern for Ms. Ukenta’s safety.

“Karens Gone Wild” subsequently followed by “Karen Fucked Around and Found Out,” with a special edition of “Karens Getting Charged.”

Yep, Infantile Histrionic Personality Disorder, after a quick check with Dr Google. That tantruming behaviour screams infantile to me. Almost literally. At least, that’s my internet armchair diagnosis. Apparently works as a teachers aide at a high school.

Worst Amy Schumer sketch ever.

You can see her thinking “Oh shit, I’m about to be a meme,” and ramping up her performance - she looks around to make sure people are looking. It’s insulting to people who do have mental illness. She admitted to the cops that she was scared of going viral and losing her job, which means she knew she was doing wrong.…

Gee this is new, I didn’t know you could announce you were having a “panic attack.” Shit woman you are the one out of control not her. I mean there needs to be a video series called “Karen’s Gone Wild.” This bitch is a teacher. Yes a teacher she works with children. She should lose her teaching license. White women…

Yep. It’s fucking insane. Exact same reaction as a toddler who KNOWS they fucked up past the point of any lie being able to avail them.

When you realize your fuck up is forever. 

Elphick admitted that her fear was losing her job and apartment as a result of her “panic attack” being recorded

Seeing the transition in real time of “I can do whatever I want” and then realizing “Oh shit I’m about to go viral as fuck.” I was like that lady is freaking out because she just realized she put her job at risk, and then lo and behold, in the police report she was saying exactly that, that she was worried it would go…

It’s indicative of a person who fucked around and really hates finding out.

This is like a white fragility field study. I hope they can make it into a documentary voiced by the great Sir David Attenborough.

Holy SHIT. That chick goes full 5-year-old. My child’s meltdowns aren’t that severe.

These people are literally toddlers who have never reached the emotional maturity level of an adult. This is literally a textbook case of Histrionic Personality Disorder and I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE you this woman has done this to other people before.

Don’t feed that white trash piece of shit bird hammock, it’s a fake commenter who is a racist troll pretending to be reasonable to get out of the greys. Dismiss.

I am very concerned about Elphick. Not because I think she was harmed, but because that level of adult tantrum is indicative of a serious mental health issue.