detroitkidelo
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detroitkidelo

I know the GQP is lobbying for the Supreme Court to rule that “cancelling” should be deemed cruel and unusual punishment, but perhaps they’d be willing to make an exception; for his bad actions, let’s not elect, discuss or otherwise put Hunter Biden in a position of prominence.

That was exactly how I interpreted her justifying that bullshit to herself: I’m just the messenger, I just gave the message that someone else told me was true, so I’m absolved of how true or false the statement actually is. 

So this is is pretty much a lawyer lie.

She’s not telling a lie because the script was given to her by someone else that lied.. As she’s JUST the mouthpiece, truth is not a factor (or even relevant) for her. And as she has no knowledge (or interest in the facts), her version of the speech is “truth”.

My 3-year old accused me of lying yesterday (rightfully; she wanted a Pop Tart an hour before dinner and I said we were out, which I usually never do, but I didn’t feel like arguing about why she couldn’t have one). I told her “I’ve never lied. Sometimes I say things that just aren’t true yet.”

and I never did, as a woman of faith

He still thinks he could’ve kept hiding his crimes if it hadn’t been for those damn computer machines.

The sad thing is he doesn’t even realize that without the internet, he’d still be just another con man with a combover.

Makes sense he’d be in favor of that. If everything’s paper records, it’s pretty easy to just toss those records in a paper shredder.

In a perfect world, the ridicule and absolute evisceration of this clown would lead to his own suicide, and his children all got saddled with the obscene debt he will inevitably leave behind. 

Snopes said that they watched the entire 90 minute speech, and that from different angles they could clearly see a zipper. We have to take their word for it. I’m sure as fuck not going to watch his speech.

They studied other video and photos from the event to confirm that there was a fly and a zipper. Can you imagine the poor bastard who had to stare at Trump’s crotch for that article?

(1) why is the crotch SO wrinkly? is this related to a poor custom tailoring job?

every time I see a moderately high res picture of him it still blows my mind—how can ~40% of the population see everything that I see in that picture—the small pale hands, glowing orange foundation, bad combover, ill-fitting suits, tubby body, etc.—and think that that projects or exemplifies strength, leadership,

We’re missing a great opportunity to make Trump’s idiot followers start wearing their pants backwards to own the libs.

This *is* Trump we’re talking about. He’d claim he meant to do it and keep wearing his pants backwards from then on. 

OT:

Yeah I heard they are on correctly but I’m 100% sure they’re tailored weird to cover either his A) bussy B) adult diaper or C) girdle, or D) all of the above

I haven’t read the article, just wanted to say this made me burst out laughing in the middle of a work call.

The good people over at Snopes cleared up the issue and noted that Trump didn’t wear his pants backwards but didn’t comment on his FUPA being on hot boy summer.