People who use non-existing statues as examples clearly think those statues should exist.

I’m drinking their tears, not kissing them. Ew.

They aren’t sending their best and brightest.

Do you take them straight-up or on the rocks? I like mine hot and pure from the source. 

A child’s first time in a bar should be at age 16 with a fake ID like a normal person.

Keeping the masses ignorant accomplishes two things: they are more easily led, which is what those losing power always want; and it keeps those in power from taking accountability and responsibility for a system that benefits only them.

Meghan McCain is what happens when a mediocre white girl with a powerful father doesn’t hear shut up enough growing up. The fact that she’s making it pay is almost admirable, since most women like Meghan McCain are hitching up their overwashed leggings while trying to decide between the “It’s Wine O’Clock” sign and…

From Popeyes’ site:

You lost me at the word “read” (but you are right!)

What I saw: runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunPOP-boinggggg-zoom-flip-flip-boom. Magical!

I’m guessing the /s is implied.

White people: watch this before you write in and complain about The Root.

Here’s a solution for the inky-teared: if you want to go NoT aLL PolIce OfFiCers, then how about you start by booting out the ones that make all of you look bad?

One would think Trump needed the money.

I spent a good deal of my adult life getting out of MI (left in ‘82, returned in ‘85; left in ‘87 returned in ‘91 and finally left for good in 2009), and am grateful every day that I did.

“I grew up in the 90s”...chile you’re still growing! LOL, with love

This asshat’s whole schtick is based on a lie. His campaign announcement is misleading as well, as it’s filmed in front of a shack and not his StAteLy MAnoR.

(a little background: Sherman Alexie, an indigenous author, has a collection of short stories titled “The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven.” anytime two people who could reasonably called peers die within days of each other, I imagine them having a heavenly fistfight. Also, I love Sherman Alexie)

I got so many Cs and Ds it looks like my senior year report card up in here.

Merrick Garland sits at his desk, waiting patiently for his turn...