detroitkidelo
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detroitkidelo

Paul Mooney and Charles Grodin fistfight in Heaven.

So? Who isn’t?

amoral husks eat their own faces

I see you.

Eyebrow lifts are pretty common. Ariana Grande is an obvious one, the Kardashians and Jenners, the Hadids...but they are making their livings with their faces (among other parts).

But you always see catchers punching it, right?

In dysfunctional families, the one that sees the damage and leaves is always the one that’s blamed and scapegoated.

AOC was a NYC bartender. I’ll take that over crazy any time. You’re on.

Well...she’s a narcissist for sure, sociopathic in action and deed, compulsive liar and fabulist, and has a face that looks like a catcher’s mitt (I said what I said, trolls who want to fault me for commenting on her looks). What’s not to like? /s

That’s generally the reaction to weaponizing white femininity.

A plastic surgeon I follow says that Gaetz has had an eyebrow lift, so you are right!

You’re too nice.

You think they’ll let Gaetz bring his shoe wardrobe to prison?

(God bless Emmett Till)

Yeah, the aggressor as victim. Be Black and try to pull that off!

MTG is just another white lady who thinks she has the right to get into someone’s face because her white femininity will protect her. I’m not sure consequences work on such an ingrained belief — MTG has been taught that nothing is holier or more right than what a white woman “feels” and “believes.” Her election has

Ask them if they understand class privilege. I’m sure they will. The struggle is real. Then ask them to imagine all of the ways they pulled up their bootstraps not being available to them. Pause while they digest that.

When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

He needs to be in prison until he dies, and then they need to revive him — something George Floyd couldn’t experience — punch him in the face and let him do another stretch.