Preach

I knew the United States had its share of racist, muddle-headed, red-headed step children whose dumbfuckery was all but a given. But this many? Holy shit. May I suggest all right-thinking white people start wearing something to identify yourselves so we won’t automatically hate on you. Oh, is that too racist? 

My comment on Michael’s article is just as good, here:

This is not great, Bob

I once heard a man say, “Don’t start no stuff won’t be no stuff,” and I think that’s what Assifer Mattingly needs to grok right now.

It’s like...When I used to get ‘spanked’ so much, I decided to steel myself against the pain, trying not to feel it and cry.

>insert rolling eyes

This entitled, Botoxed, liver-lipped Slenderman motherfucker. He cries after orgasm. He has no there, there. Empty-headed, daddy’s boy; how does a man become two daddies’ boy? I hope that for the rest of his life, wherever he goes people throw shit at him. Literally.

For real.

This is how we do it people! My girl. You get a sister started on reading for fiiiillllth “Your time is up” isn’t gonna stop her.

Trump Voters Left Out in the Cold also a good headline on 11/5

I saw that Amber Ruffin bit and she was on it!

Agreed. His final days will be devoted to upsetting every apple cart he possibly can. Chaos, mayhem and destruction. Steven Miller will try to push through all the hate he has stored inside him. It’s going to be a nightmare.

As someone who remembers that campaign, there was a degree of people that were terrified of Bush’s eagerness to push us into war, so there’s that. Not to take anything away from Clinton, but I would have voted for anyone but Bush.

( I’m still deciding whether they should be called Nigganon or Ice Cubanon)

Sure.

and ONION RINGS

(What I wouldn’t give for a Big Boy combination, salad thousand island with a cherry coke!)

Jared just thinks he’s the professor, entitled as always.

And those teeth? Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh