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I won’t be alone, and I will be careful. Thanks for your concern. 140 lbs. and 5'3" for the record.

From what I understand, the polling places have free neutral masks for these dummies to wear. (Some polling places...)

Let me explain, then: I am in a position due to where I live to speak up and not fear too much retribution. There are Trumpbillies around, yes. But the majority of the Hamptons is a blue bubble with right-thinking and voting people. So I consider it my obligation to speak up, get into ‘good trouble’ and fight back beca…

And all of this is even funnier because during a Trump campaign rally in Florida the president kept referring to Gaetz as “Rick”—which must be his work name.

WANT. Where did you get this?

Good idea -- I will do this.

Saturday, early voting begins in New York. I plan on going to vote with a mask on, probably with friends. I’ll have all day to stand in line and make it a celebration.

Eric Trump is trying to out-cool big brah DJTJ. Wants to be DOWN like that. Gets sucka’d by a some fake news photo and then when he gets NP’d takes it down?

Tiffany Plump.

Mike’s right — you all need to have lives apart from The Root and especially apart from the cowardly trolls whose anonymity is the only thing that gives them what they consider power, but is only...nothing. Just nothing.

Beg pardon, but I think those shoes are part of the Matt Gaetz horrorfest.

Man, this is much ado about doo-doo.

I had to do two courses of budesonide over the summer, and the first two weeks I chatted like Andy Cohen on adderall. All my business was laid out on the table at work. And LOUD. So, I’m side-eye-ing Trump with a STRONG MMmm-hmmmm.

Make the costume complete!

I said, well his other doctor was an osteopath (don’t get me started but somebody I see occasionally in the bathroom mirror calls osteopaths chiropractors with medical degrees) and lied his face off, so who is Dr. Marc Siegel?

I know, it’s a tough choice. I’ve settled with the idea of not seeing my parents again, and my siblings. But that’s baggage that’s been packing for years. If I had small children? I would be off in the Canadian woods somewhere eating elk jerky and keeping them safe, for sure.

Last Spring, my son was terrified he wouldn’t see his family in Michigan ever again. Traveling from NJ to MI by bus, plane, train (my son doesn’t drive) was out of the question. So his father made the 12+ hour drive, no stops, to come get him and turn around and drive back to MI.