‘Scuse me, but I happen to know Alec and he is gaga for his current wife Hilaria (she is a doll) and they keep making them babies, sooo...

(239 lbs. my ass, and by that I mean my 5'3" body once weighed almost that much, so I can tell you with assurance Trump weighs far more than that. OK carry on...)

You know that would insult the memory of the great King, Elvis of Memphis, right? Originator of gold toilets, toilet deaths, etc?

With all of the absolute bullshit Pence was spewing, I’m surprised only one fly showed up!

But but but THAT COULD TAKE YEARS!!!!! I couldn’t take it. I’d be happy to see his kids and sycophants and enablers go down, believe me. Bigly.

RIP Michael Harriot, long may he live.

KAREN her name is  K A R E N let her own it gotdamnit

Work Like a Mug

Your mama fell for that “May I feel” line, right?

damn you a poet

A nod toward shortlist author Rumaan Alam and his book Leave the World Behind. Alam is definitely BIPOC, and the book deals with black & white race/class issues. I am currently reading it and enjoying it very much! Not sure why you left him out?

I was quoting a Tweet, kween! I did not smirch you!

There aren’t any undecided voters left — there are just Trump supporters racists that are too embarrassed to admit it. 

You know where we can stick that Bone.

Those plexiglass dividers are hardly what I would call a concession. They are too small. Will there be an HVAC system on while there are people in the room? YES. The air will flow and disperse A R O U N D those dividers. And no protection for the moderator?

correction: not remdesivir, but regeneron

Agreed, but let’s play a little with suppose:

This tops Xerxes whipping the sea.

Did you tell Herman Cain that?

Dude gonna get KILT tonight!